Turn-based artillery game

Bears, crocodiles and apes take turns to blow each other off a landscape that breaks apart under every blast. Aim, mind the wind, and fire.

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Plays in any browser. No download, no sign-up.

A match on the construction site: a crane, mine carts, TECH barrels and a digger, with jarheads on the crane's arm

How to play

  1. Pick a game. Single player against the computer, hotseat on one device, or online with friends.

  2. Take your turn. Walk, jump, use the rope, jetpack or teleport, pick a weapon and aim.

  3. Fire. The wind bends rockets and grenades; every blast digs into the ground.

  4. Win. The last team standing wins, and teams are promoted from Private to General along the way.

Controls

On your turn only your active jarhead moves and shoots. The buttons are the same on every device; on a computer each one shows its key.

The game on a phone held sideways: move and aim buttons bottom left, weapon, gear and a big shoot button bottom right
The left thumb's buttons: Left, Right, two Aim buttons and the settings cog
Left thumb
Left, Right
Walk. Hold the button; another finger can scroll the map meanwhile.
Aim (up, down)
Standing still: hold to turn the aim. Walking, the top one is Jump.
Jump
With the jetpack: fly up. On the rope: climb, and Down lets it out.
Cog
Settings: sound, music, full screen, leave the game.
The right thumb's buttons: Weapon, Gear and the big Shoot button
Right thumb
Shoot
Hold to charge: the ring round it fills from green to red. Let go to fire.
Weapon
Tap it, tap a weapon in the honeycomb that pops out, then the green check.
Gear
Jetpack, rope or teleport, picked the same way.
Tap the map
Pick a target for the homing missile, the airstrike or the teleport.
Drag
Look round the level.
Pinch
Zoom in and out.
The move and aim buttons with their keys: A Left, D Right, W and S Aim
Move and aim
The Weapon button with Tab, the Gear button with G and the Shoot button with Enter
Weapon, gear, shoot
A D
Walk left and right (or the arrow keys)
W S
Aim up and down; fly or climb with the jetpack and rope
Space
Jump (on the rope: let go)
Enter
Hold to charge, let go to shoot
1 … 9
Pick a weapon (or Tab to open the picker; Q and E for the one before and after)
G
Open the gear: J jetpack, R rope, T teleport, Esc to put it away
Click
Pick a target (homing missile, airstrike, teleport)
Drag Wheel
Look round the level and zoom; C centres on your jarhead
F
Full screen; N sound, M music

Reading the screen

The wind gauge blowing to the right, the turn clock at 113 seconds and Your turn
Wind and clock The gauge shows how hard and which way the wind blows; it bends rockets and grenades. The clock counts down your turn.
A team's card: its rank, 4 jarheads left, 400 health and its health bar
Your team Its rank, the jarheads left, the team's health and its bar. Every jarhead has its own health over its head.

Four teams, three animals

Up to four teams of jarheads: bears, crocodiles and apes, and a second team of bears in shirts of its own colour. Each turn, the next jarhead of a team gets to move and shoot.

A bear jarhead
Bears
A crocodile jarhead
Crocodiles
An ape jarhead
Apes
A bear jarhead in a green team shirt
Pickles

Weapons

Crates with health and ammo drop on the map, landmines wait to be stepped on, and burning barrels go off in chain reactions.

Levels

Or play on random hills: a new landscape every game. Pick a time of day (dawn, day, dusk or night) and the weather.

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Questions

What is SmicklePickle?

SmicklePickle is a turn-based artillery game you play in your browser: teams of jarheads (bears, crocodiles and apes) take turns to blow each other off a landscape that breaks apart under every blast.

Do I need to download or sign up?

No. It runs in your browser on a computer, tablet or phone. Pick a name and play. You can also install it as an app from the browser, and then single player and hotseat work offline too.

Can I play with friends online?

Yes. Create an online game, share its code or invite link, and your friends join from their own device. Up to four teams play, each taking its turn.

Can a game last more than one day?

Yes. The server keeps the game, so you can leave and come back later, on another day or another device. Your turn waits for you, and the installed app can tell you when it is your turn.

Can I play alone?

Yes: against one to three computer teams, easy, normal or hard. Or play hotseat: several teams on one device, passing it around.

Does it work on a phone?

Yes. The controls are made for touch as well as for the keyboard and mouse, and the game turns to landscape in full screen.